He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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