Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
