$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
