Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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