dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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