No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I love having hate sex.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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