It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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