She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
