I'm jealous of your bromance
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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