i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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