What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
send nudes
from the living room?
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