So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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