That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
