I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
oh god the rape fog is back!
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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