I cockslap morals
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I look better un-naked...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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