ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
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