But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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