Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I faked an abortion last night.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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