My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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