They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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