do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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