I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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