just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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