im holly from the hills drunk
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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