Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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