Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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