They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
These tits shall not be calmed
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Will exercising make me less horny?
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