just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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