Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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