ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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