let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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