I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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