I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Randomize
