it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Acid is not a monday night drug
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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