Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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