Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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