just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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