these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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