Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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