and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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