you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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