I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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