i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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