I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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