Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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