did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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