Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
