5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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