We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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