I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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