Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Don't tell me you're on acid again
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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