Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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